The bitch is back----and boy is she tired!

Dear Husband,

You need to seek treatment for your compulsive snoring. I don't enjoy being serenated at night by a chorus of chainsaw noises. I especially hate being awakened in the middle of the night and being pulled from my peaceful snoring by God-awful noises that sound like they are coming from the 7th dimension of hell.

We have discussed that sleep is my friend. If I get at least 8 hours of sleep, I am a happy girl. A happy Caroline means a happy husband too. When I don't get my required 8 hours, or am constantly being awakened by the aforementioned horrible noise, I become cranky. WhenI am cranky, I feel the need to share this crankiness with those around me, so it behooves you greatly to get the snoring checked out. If you don't seek medical treatment, you may be sentenced to a lifetime of sleeping in the guestroom.

Love,

Your Exhausted and Pissy Wife