The Angry Cook

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Oh the after effects of Chinese food

Ok I just had to share the Steve dream I had last night. It was odd. Not Peter Pan performed on escalators odd, but odd nonetheless. Ok so I am walking on some nameless street in some nameless city minding my own business when all of a sudden someone grabs my shoulder and turns me around. Now of course my immediate reaction is to hit my assailant. I drew back my arm in order to do so, but my arm freezes in mid-air when I realize that it was Steve Burton who grabbed me. He apparently is oblivious to the fact that I was just about to hit him. He points to the building behind us and says "Fourth floor, right?" I have no idea what he is talking about, but am basically speechless so I just nod. He tugged on my arm and I followed him into the building. We get on the elevator and ride in silence to the fourth floor. I am still stunned that Steve is randomly stopping me on the street and leading me into a building. When the elevator stops, he says "left or right?" I still have no idea what the hell he is talking about so I just shrugged my shoulders and said "Left." So we turn left and start walking down this long hallway. At the end of the hallway there is this door with a large sign that says "The Canvas Club House". Apparently at this moment, I suddenly got a clue and know what is going on, so I tell Steve to wait out in the hallway while I go in and "alert everybody" I walked inside and to the left of the main room, there are a bunch of girls sitting in a huge jacuzzi in their bikinis. I ran in and told everyone to put some clothes on because Steve was here for our Meet and Greet. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy and just continued to talk and they ignored me while I kept saying "he's coming in here any minute". Apparently Steve got tired of waiting, so he just came in and walked right into the room and cleared his throat. Everyone turned to look at him and then pandemonium broke out. There was screaming and fawning and possibly some flailing. While this was going on, I kept muttering to no one in particular "I just thought it was a website, I didn't know there was a real place to hang out. Why didn't''t anyone invite me?" Well then the chaos calmed down and Steve started walking around the room and accepting membership fees to his fan club, then he grabbed a microphone and started to sing 80's hairband songs. Fortunately then I woke up. I don't think I will ever eat Chinese food for dinner again, because that was one whacked out dream!

posted by CC @ 7:32 AM 

4 Comments:

Blogger Kris said...

LMAO.

Lovely dream CC.

10:05 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

You should write Steve a letter and tell him about that. Just leave out the stuff about the bikinis, lol. :P Sicko. OMG YOU ARE NOT A SICKO. Just kidding.

1:24 PM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

It's all Huma's fault.

1:50 PM  
Blogger CC said...

I agree Jen! She started this whole mess with her Steve Peter Pan handstand escalator dream. :p

5:50 PM  

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Name: CC
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I'm 30 and married. I have an unhealthy internet addiction according to my husband. I love cooking, but have no professional cooking training, other than from my mother and grandmother, and the countless hours of food network I have watched.

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