It could only happen to me

I swear the weirdest things happen in my life. This morning DH and I were still in bed watching the morning news. I was complaining about my calves hurting, so Gregg offered to massage them. I was moving my leg out from under the comforter, and I somehow managed to catapult the TV remote, which was laying on top of the comforter, and it went sailing into my face. It hit me right where my glasses meet my nose. I haven't felt pain like that in a long time. I had just recovered from the onset of the pain, and I was trying to sit up in bed, and managed to whack my hand on the headbaord. Gregg told me I needed to get out of bed before I injured myself further.
All day people were asking what I did to my nose. Apparent;y it is not normall to have a big purple bump on your nose.