Things to Do Today

1. Do laundry
2. Clean out Fridge
3. Make grocery list
4. Eat vegetables
5. Make dish for Lunch Bunch at church tomorrow
6. Go to Mom's and search through cookie cutters and candy molds
7. Finish planning the Easter Sunday menu
8. Go Easter Dress Shopping
9. Go Ring Shopping
10. Distribute Memory Walk Brochures in specified area
11. Change out purses
12. Unload Dishwasher
13. Grocery shop

No wonder I am in such a foul mood!

Dear neighborhood cats,

Please refrain from having sex outside my bedroom window at 7:30 on a Saturday morning. I do not want to deprive anyone the opportunity to get their groove on, but when you cats have sex, it sounds like a stabbing is occurring, or that a child is in pain. Now girl cat, I know you are making noise because your partner has spikes around his erect penis (I have never understood why this feature exists, or why anyone would voluntary take that into their body), and that must hurt, but I do not enjoy being awakened by howling, screeching, moaning, crying, and yelping on my only day to sleep in, unless of course I am the one making the noises. :-p :-o

I am sorry that your interlude was cut brief when my husband walked up on you all. Girl cat, I am especially sorry for you, because you screeched a screech that would wake the dead when your partner jumped off you and ran the other direction. Maybe you all can hook up another time, just not outside my house!

Sincerely,

Your pissy, bitching neighbor

I need to learnt to re-read things before I respond to what I think it says, but hey, at least my friends go along with it. :)

sundolphin16: are you fully clothed now Amanda?
nunniebunnie87: Yes I am. :-)
nerson1969: with a heart on her butt
nunniebunnie87: Yep!
nunniebunnie87: My pants were ripped and my sister sewed a heart patch on da butt.
sundolphin16: um
sundolphin16: ok
sundolphin16: thanks for sharing
sundolphin16: I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve...
sundolphin16: but never of wearing it on your butt
nunniebunnie87: Well, my butt is fabulous dahlink.
nunniebunnie87: :-P
sundolphin16: um how?
sundolphin16: and why?
sundolphin16: what have you been doing with your butt?
sundolphin16: oh I mis-read that
sundolphin16: I thought you said your butt was famous
nerson1969: lol
sundolphin16: which made me quite curious as to how your butt achieved celebrity status
nunniebunnie87: LOL
nunniebunnie87: Well, it went partying with Lindsay Lohan.
nunniebunnie87: I told it no, but it wouldn't listen to me.
humatheguma: Did your butt do coke? =-O

Naughty naked conversations aren't just for late-night chats anymore....

nunniebunnie87: I'm naked! :-D
humatheguma: ew.
humatheguma: did NOT need to know that.
nunniebunnie87: Actually, I'm wearing a towel.
nunniebunnie87: :-p
humatheguma: (But I secretly did)
humatheguma: =-O
nunniebunnie87: LMFAO
nunniebunnie87: =-O
humatheguma: :-D
nerson1969: *closes eyes*
humatheguma: jen likes it.
humatheguma: You can tell.
nunniebunnie87: *Snickers*
sundolphin16: i m so blogging this covo
nerson1969: tattletale
nunniebunnie87: Woot!
humatheguma: lol
nunniebunnie87: Any convo that involves my near-nakedness is a good one.

Was it something I said?

AmJay18: First Your Man, then DOnt look back song, THen this dong, then the boomdocks song
AmJay18: they love me tonight!
BabyQ0980: This dong?
Mommy2Caitybug: Um dong?
AmJay18: song*
AmJay18: LOL
GemBlue89: lol
BabyQ0980: Kris, unconfuse me
sundolphin16: Amick's talking about dongs?
sundolphin16: =-O
sundolphin16: she must have gotten tired of the bananas
Mommy2Caitybug: LMAO
AmJay18: go away
AmJay18: shoo

Oh the after effects of Chinese food

Ok I just had to share the Steve dream I had last night. It was odd. Not Peter Pan performed on escalators odd, but odd nonetheless. Ok so I am walking on some nameless street in some nameless city minding my own business when all of a sudden someone grabs my shoulder and turns me around. Now of course my immediate reaction is to hit my assailant. I drew back my arm in order to do so, but my arm freezes in mid-air when I realize that it was Steve Burton who grabbed me. He apparently is oblivious to the fact that I was just about to hit him. He points to the building behind us and says "Fourth floor, right?" I have no idea what he is talking about, but am basically speechless so I just nod. He tugged on my arm and I followed him into the building. We get on the elevator and ride in silence to the fourth floor. I am still stunned that Steve is randomly stopping me on the street and leading me into a building. When the elevator stops, he says "left or right?" I still have no idea what the hell he is talking about so I just shrugged my shoulders and said "Left." So we turn left and start walking down this long hallway. At the end of the hallway there is this door with a large sign that says "The Canvas Club House". Apparently at this moment, I suddenly got a clue and know what is going on, so I tell Steve to wait out in the hallway while I go in and "alert everybody" I walked inside and to the left of the main room, there are a bunch of girls sitting in a huge jacuzzi in their bikinis. I ran in and told everyone to put some clothes on because Steve was here for our Meet and Greet. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy and just continued to talk and they ignored me while I kept saying "he's coming in here any minute". Apparently Steve got tired of waiting, so he just came in and walked right into the room and cleared his throat. Everyone turned to look at him and then pandemonium broke out. There was screaming and fawning and possibly some flailing. While this was going on, I kept muttering to no one in particular "I just thought it was a website, I didn't know there was a real place to hang out. Why didn't''t anyone invite me?" Well then the chaos calmed down and Steve started walking around the room and accepting membership fees to his fan club, then he grabbed a microphone and started to sing 80's hairband songs. Fortunately then I woke up. I don't think I will ever eat Chinese food for dinner again, because that was one whacked out dream!

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has days like this

Mommy2Caitybug: OH who wants to hear the Kris' brain has officially died story of the day?
BabyQ0980: what now?
sundolphin16: *raises hand*
Mommy2Caitybug: I was filling out Caitlyn'sbirthday part Mommy2Caitybug: the real easy ones
Mommy2Caitybug: where you just write in the date, time and place
Mommy2Caitybug: Yeah so what did I write down
Mommy2Caitybug: her actual date of birth and time of birth
sundolphin16: LMAO!!!!
Mommy2Caitybug: So her 2nd bday party was going to be 3/19/04 at 3:19pm
BabyQ0980: LOL
Mommy2Caitybug: I had to go buy new invites
sundolphin16: did you do this on all the invitations?
Mommy2Caitybug: A whole package of them
Mommy2Caitybug: 12
Mommy2Caitybug: then I figured out what I was doing

They sure don't things the way they used to!

Arrrrggggggg! Most of you know that I save all of our laundry up for the week and do it on Saturday or Sunday. Well last Sunday, I got a rude awakening. When I pulled the first load out of the washer, it was soaked. There was water everywhere. Because they were so wet, it took a lot longer to dry. It took about 10 hours to do 4 loads of laundry, compared to the 5 or 6 it normally takes. So we call my mom who calls her plumber/electrician. He told her he though that some switch had gotten flipped inside the motor, and that it would be relatively easy to fix and inexpensive. So they came out yesterday, and after he took the washer completely apart, he discovers that a part inside the transmission has gone kaput. It is not easy to fix, and definitely not inexpensive. He then said that he could fix it, but that something else might break soon after. Basically, this is the beginning of the end. Now mind you, I have only had this washing machine for a little over 5 years, and it wasn't even in use all of that time. So now we need to buy a new washing machine. What happened to the machines that you used to buy that lasted for 20 or more years, like my parents' washer and dryer. They sure don't make them like they used to!!!!!!!!!