It could only happen to me

I swear the weirdest things happen in my life. This morning DH and I were still in bed watching the morning news. I was complaining about my calves hurting, so Gregg offered to massage them. I was moving my leg out from under the comforter, and I somehow managed to catapult the TV remote, which was laying on top of the comforter, and it went sailing into my face. It hit me right where my glasses meet my nose. I haven't felt pain like that in a long time. I had just recovered from the onset of the pain, and I was trying to sit up in bed, and managed to whack my hand on the headbaord. Gregg told me I needed to get out of bed before I injured myself further.
All day people were asking what I did to my nose. Apparent;y it is not normall to have a big purple bump on your nose.

Um Yay!!!!!!!!

I think that my technical difficulties are over *crosses fingers*

Danke Danke!

A big thanks to Jen for creating my lovely banner, and to Kris for getting it posted, which was no easy feat! Thanks ladies. I <3 you both.

Blogger hates me

That is the only explanation I can fathom as to why I am experiencing all these techinical dificulties.

8:47 am

No matter what , i do, I cannot seem to get the time on this thing set to easter time. I keep clicking ont hat, but all my my posts say 8:47 am. AAARRRGGGHHH

Frightening, but oh so true

Well a friend of mine emailed me this, and it certainly took me down memory lane. This is my ode to all those girls who came of age in teh eighties and nineties.

You grew up in the 80's or early 90's if:
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE ".
2. You watched the Pound Puppies
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can do the "Carlton".
4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.
6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom
8. Two words: Hammer Pants
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock "
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars...and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect.
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales " (Woo ooh!)
12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles " on the big screen... and still know the turtles names.
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trailday in computer class at school.
16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.
17. You played the game "MASH " (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
18. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.
19. L.A.Gear....need I say more>
20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM " in Kindergarten. (She's truly outrageous.)
21. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing " and all the Ramona books.
22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAXOFF "
23. You wanted to be a Goonie.
24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us...head-to-toe)
25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.
26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
27. You took lunch boxes to school... and traded Garbage Pail Kids in the schoolyard.
28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
29. You still get the urge to say "NOT " after every sentence.
30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.
31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.
32. Youthought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hook up.
33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.
34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes. (and like #24, probably in neon colors, too)
35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I? "
36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up "
37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.
39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.
41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement.
42 You remember Popples..
43. "Don't worry, be happy "
44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.
45. You wore socks scrunched down (and sometimes still do... getting yelled at by "younger hip" members of the family)
46. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"
47. You remember boom boxes.. and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.
48. You remember watching both "Gremlins " movies.
49. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!""
50. You remember watching "Rainbow Bright" and "My Little PonyTales
51. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.
52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool... and don't even flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB".
54. You knew all>the characters names and their life stories on "SavedBy the Bell ", the ORIGINAL class.
55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.
56. You just sang those words to yourself.
57.You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.
58. homemade Levi shorts.. (the shorter the better)
59. You remember when mullets were cool!
60. You had a mullet!
61. You still sing "We are the World "
62. You tight rolled your jeans.
63. You owned a bannana clip
64. Youremember "Where's the Beef?
65.. You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' about Willis?"
66. You had big hair and you knew how to use>it.
67. You're still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren't you!!!

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I'm trying to get all the kinks worked out here

Welcome

Welcome to my blog. I'm not even sure why I chose to do one. Oh yes I remember, because I succumbed to massive amounts of peer pressure from the kinkies. :P
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