The bitch is back----and boy is she tired!

Dear Husband,

You need to seek treatment for your compulsive snoring. I don't enjoy being serenated at night by a chorus of chainsaw noises. I especially hate being awakened in the middle of the night and being pulled from my peaceful snoring by God-awful noises that sound like they are coming from the 7th dimension of hell.

We have discussed that sleep is my friend. If I get at least 8 hours of sleep, I am a happy girl. A happy Caroline means a happy husband too. When I don't get my required 8 hours, or am constantly being awakened by the aforementioned horrible noise, I become cranky. WhenI am cranky, I feel the need to share this crankiness with those around me, so it behooves you greatly to get the snoring checked out. If you don't seek medical treatment, you may be sentenced to a lifetime of sleeping in the guestroom.

Love,

Your Exhausted and Pissy Wife

Jail Time for Snoring!!!!

I have come to a decision! An important one at that. Listen up ladies! Tired of being awakened at all hours of the night by God awful noises that you swear could only be made by the devil himself, only to discover that they are being generated by your bed partner? Me too!!!! I say that snoring so loudly that you wake your significant other, children, pets, and/or neighbors should now be illegal. Not just illegal, but a felony offense. I am convinced that if people thought they would go to jail for obsessive snoring, they might actually seek treatment to curtail it and no longer blame it on "other" factors such as position, food choices, or environmental factors. So who's with me? JailTtime for Obsessive Snoring!!!!! Wouldn't you love to see that referrendum on a ballot?

ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Well here it is. It is 8:16 am on a Saturday, and where am I? Wide awake sitting in front of my computer screen. It wouldn't be so bad except for the fact that I could not get to sleep until after 2 am. I hate my biological clock!!! Anyone know where I can get a new one?